Mommy says I can't listen to your music anymore because it's too violent can you please sing a song about how mean my mom is please last week she took my xbox away cause I cursed during a cod game but all the big kids do it so why can't I? Also my teacher sent me to the office for singing your songs in class but like, I'm in 4th grade and we're all basically adults at that point please mr shooty wooty?

Yours truly, Michael Bay