Imagine being a fucking simp

I'd rather blow my fucking brains out, cut my dick off with a chainsaw, and eat a bowl of ching chong bat soup than bow down to fucking retarded e-girls in the hope that maybe one day, they'll reply to my white knighting on twitter or whatever the fuck. Whoring yourself out on the internet isn't even attractive in any way nobody but faggot cucks want a girl who is constantly advertising themselves to other guys. Imagine living that fucking sad of an existence